Am I A Ham?

I eat, I poop, I sleep, I walk, I run, I model. Yes, you heard me, I model for my humans who are always taking photos and videos of me, so they may as well be perfect, right. I may as well be perfect. I am perfect. Like my reasoning?? Daddy called me a ham! Is that a good thing? Is that something I can eat? Oh excuse me, I must get back to modeling…..