The Lounge Lizard

That’s what my humans call me, lounge lizard. They call me this because I do a lot of lounging. I like to stretch out in the warmest zones, not unlike a lizard. I’m proud of having perfected the art of lounge lizarding…?? It’s not easy finding (and claiming) the sunniest or warmest spot in the house then defending it against all species of intruders. Okay, so maybe I was in the walkway, but did you have to step on me! And just when I was trembling in dreamland, the itsy, bitsy spider climbed up (not the waterspout, but) my leg, eek…!

There’s no peace in a busy household which is why I retreat back to bed where they never think to look for me. I can get some serious lounging in here and no sees most of me.