Yikes! Who Are You?

Izzy walked through my door today and my life changed. Just like that…poof! This little black furball follows me EVERYWHERE and imitates EVERYTHING I do and there’s no escaping (trust me, I’ve tried). My humans think she’s adorable and can do no wrong and say “heidi don’t growl”and “share with your niece” and “you’re her auntie, be nice”. Don’t they realize I want to eat her (maybe that’s a bit harsh), at least bite her and stop her from crawling all over me and why doesn’t she ever sleep? Doesn’t she know dogs are supposed to sleep for hours and hours, at least all day. Wait…what’s going on? they’re packing up..are they leaving? YES! And taking their baby monster, ha ha…See you later Sis, Bro, Izzy…YES!!!