Is there Room for You?

I don’t know, because frankly, there was barely enough for me. Last night, I TRIED to roll over, but there you were, all human arms and legs taking up MY space. It’s a wonder you expect me to sleep with you, then hog my space. A weim needs to stretch and roll over and extend arms and legs to the OTHER side of the bed, where you are and don’t push back! don’t try that rolly thing you do by taking my front paws and my back paws and try to roll me….BECAUSE I’LL COME RIGHT BACK!