Who Sleeps Here?

Someone really big and furry who barks and whines and growls at the windows? Who gives me quizzical looks, like she’s not really sure what I’m doing here because I do not look like a weimaraner, or even a dog for that matter, so why are mommy and daddy so enamored with me? Well, I certainly don’t sleep here, and now that I think of it, I’ve never seen heidi in here, so…who?