Can I Eat The Water?

It’s BEFORE breakfast and Mommy expects me to walk, soaking wet, for the next hour in 85 degrees, with NO sniffing breaks, no baby rabbit, squirrel, turtle (you get the idea) hunting, not even mildly threatening the other dogs also out with their owners at this ungodly hour of the early morning. Whatever happened to sleeping in, lazy, chicken embellished breakfasts, oh wait….that’s Daddy’s job and (haha) he’s on his way…🤔