Make Mine Rare..

Make mine rare, please.. With cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, relish, chicken, lamb, sausage and ham. And make mine a double, no a triple, no a quadruple, please. I LOVE this holiday weekend! And beef dogs (don’t you dare call them hot dogs) with extra mayo, ketchup, blue cheese, hot sauce, duck, turkey, tofu and pork. I’m SO excited I could cry., wait….I’m cooking?